More talk of a coverup of Bush's military records.....

A police officer's dream assignment: "No honey, I wasn't cheating on you. I was really frisking her for those stolen implants. I swear."

Courtesy of the Drudge Report: John Kerry may have cheated on his wife.

But, as Kerry's married to a woman, the sanctity of marriage is still preserved. Whew! That was a close one.