I just saw a commercial for Budweiser beer with this donkey whose dream in life was to become a Clydesdale horse. It was the cutest commercial. Makes me want to get a donkey of my own, but our fences wouldn't hold it :(


Olympics thought: There is something sinister about those synchronized swimmers. On the Clown of Terror Scale, they rate about a 9 out of 10. It's just frightening to watch their frozen smiles. Their glassy wide eyes. Those pointy fingers and toes.

America won a bronze medal in women's freestyle wrestling. Yay!! Rulon Gardner keeps his amputated toe in the refrigerator as a reminder of past mistakes. He had it amputated after he was trapped in an icy pond for something like 18 hours one winter a few years ago.