My Commentary on Life, TV, Politics, Etc.. Window Dressing: ancillary materials that are included in a cover story or deception operation to help convince the opposition or other casual observers that what they are observing is genuine.
Sunday, March 28, 2004
Unto This Farm a New Calf is Born
Jamaicans Record Bob Dylan Tribute Album
KINGSTON, Jamaica (AP) - Jamaican musicians have recorded a tribute album to Bob Dylan with reggae covers of some of the singer's most well-known songs, the album's distributor said Friday.
"Is It Rolling, Bob" includes 16 songs recorded by veteran performers such as Beres Hammond and new-wave roots groups like Sizzla, said Gary Himelfarb, head of Washington D.C.-based RAS Records.
"Bob Dylan has always been one of my favorite artists," Himelfarb said. "He was a voice of the oppressed in the 1960s, just like Bob Marley was the voice of the oppressed in the 1970s."
Although the album will not be released in the United States and Europe until June, three songs are playing already in Jamaica: "Subterranean Blues" by Sizzla, "Knocking On Heaven's Door" by Luciano and "Just Like a Woman" by Hammond.
Recording took place in Kingston, London and Washington D.C.
Other musicians featured on the album include guitarist Earl Smith, a former guitarist for Marley's band, The Wailers.
Saturday, March 27, 2004
On the Rebound!!!
A-Team, The - Season 1 Announced!
Posted by Gord Lacey
3/22/2004
Universal Home Video has announced that The A-Team: Season 1 will be heading to DVD on June 8th, the same day as Quantum Leap. This 4 disc set contains the 14 episodes comprising season 1 - over 11 hours of material - for $59.95 SRP. Specs include a 1.33:1 picture with an English Dolby Digital Mono (2.0) soundtrack and English, French and Spanish captions. No bonus features have been announced, but as we know from the Quantum Leap announcement, that doesn't mean the set won't contain any.
Disc Breakdown:
Disc 1 - 3 Hours 12 Minutes
Mexican Slayride (1)
Mexican Slayride (2)
Children of Jamestown
Pros and Cons
Disc 2 - 3 Hours 14 Minutes
A Small and Deadly War
Black Day at Bad Rock
The Rabbit Who Ate Las Vegas
The Out-of-Towners
Disc 3 - 3 Hours 15 Minutes
Holiday in the Hills
West Coast Turnaround
One More Time
Till Death Do Us Part
Disc 4 - 1 Hour 36 Minutes
The Beast From the Belly of a Boeing
A Nice Place to Visit
Courtesy of www.tvshowsondvd.com
Bummer!
Friday, March 26, 2004
Thursday, March 25, 2004
Home Rant
You're Babar the King!
by Jean de Brunhoff
Though your life has been filled with struggle and sadness of late,
you're personally doing quite well for yourself. All this success brings responsibility,
though, and should not be taken lightly. Life has turned from war to peace, from damage
to reconstruction, and this brings a bright new hope for everyone you know. These hopeful
people look to you for guidance, and your best advice to them is to watch out for snakes.
You're quite fond of the name "Celeste".
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
A Wham! Musical! Wake me up before you go-go.....
You know, some people just use their middle fingers for things like the scratching of noses. This is ridiculous. And I don't even watch American Idol.
I think if bosses believed these degrees were real enough to give these workers a raise, then the workers probably weren't the problem.
PETA - Corporate Terrorists? They sure do terrorize children.
Wednesday, March 24, 2004
Tuesday, March 23, 2004
He's on the jazz, man!
[pick an episode]
If that fools flyin', we dyin'.
["Mexican Slayride"]
I die before I fly.
["One More Time"]
The man is a little weird, ok, but he got some good ideas, so leave 'em be.
["The Bells of St. Marys"]
You been greezin' your head with battery acid again?!
[BA to Murdock about his 'Filthy Five', "Water, Water Everywhere"]
Don't cry Maria, we'll get your mother back for you real soon. You got my word on that. Now,listen to Sharrece and her friends, ok, and don't be up late. Eat all your greens, now. Remember, I love you. I'll see you soon.
[On the phone with their new client, a little girl, "Bad Time on the Border"]
Aw, Hannibal, is this one of your plans supposed to go down 1, 2, 3? You always forget 4, 5, and 6.
["There Goes The Neighborhood"]
Shut up, fool!
[pick an episode]
That night, there was a new private eye in town. His name was BA Baracus, and right now, he's lookin' down at the Maltese Fool, thinkin', maybe, he outta break his arm, and cause him serious pain.
[BA to a bewildered Murdock, "The Maltese Cow"]
So, on a different note, my dad regaled me with a tale about our siamese cat, Satan. He calls her Lady. Dad was outside sitting in the sun when he saw Satan approach him from the pasture. In Satan's mouth was a big, fat, dead, mole. Satan came right up to Dad and dropped the mole at his feet as proud as she could be and wanted petted. She's our hunter. The others just wait around for the cat food.
Why don't they just read trashy romance novels and use their imaginations? And shouldn't the point be to stop 16 and 17 year olds from having babies?
This description (taken from fark.com) of the news story is hilarious: Israel says all militant leaders Marked for Death, no one is Above the Law. Israelis are Out For Justice, Militant Leaders are Hard to Kill. Arafat still Under Siege, Palestinians Under Siege 2. All of Middle East is On Deadly Ground
Pets can't survive in the wild! How many times do people have to be told this?
More water on Mars. This time, salty....
Life on Mars?
Monday, March 22, 2004
Murdock: I'm not nuts, I'm condiments. I've been promoted.
["Labor Pains"]
Murdock: Who put the stop payment on my Reality check?
["Trial by Fire"]
Hannibal: I like to see the size of the slug I'm after before I step on it.
["West Coast Turnaround"]
Face: I lie, I cheat, I steal and I just don't get any respect.
["Where's the Monster When You Need Him"]
Murdock: I did not crash this plane! I simply landed it without the customary accompaniment of forward thrust or lift.
["Moving Targets"]
I guess the US has finally succeeded in corrupting China's youth....
"It interferes with what we call 'dynamic security.' We want staff to talk to prisoners, to see how they're doing." ..... Hmmm... So that would be, Please Mr. Inmate, while I'm bleeding to death because you've stabbed me, why don't you tell me how you're doing today? Read any good books lately?
Dang it!! Why didn't someone tell me yesterday that today was National Goof Off Day?????
Sunday, March 21, 2004
Saturday, March 20, 2004
Friday, March 19, 2004
Donald's The Man! Of course, he'll probably trademark that too...
Thursday, March 18, 2004
Jane Austen must not have liked the brother much...
Support for Bush is sometimes not a good thing for him....
A UFO Flyby on Mars!!!
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
Space dust to unlock Mexican pyramid secrets
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
J Lo told to cover up
Los Angeles - Jim Caviezel asked Jennifer Lopez to put some clothes back on before filming a raunchy sex scene with her.
The actor, now starring in Mel Gibson's Passion of Christ, appeared in Angel Eyes with J Lo but didn't want to see her naked.
The newly married actor told Lopez that he didn't want to offend his wife Kerri, reports the Daily Mirror.
"I want to respect her," he said. "The only bare breasts I want next to me in my life belong to my wife."
An astonished J Lo ended up filming the scene wearing both her bra and a pair of knickers.
Jim, a devout Catholic, prays for 15 minutes every morning before working out and went to mass every day while filming the Passion of Christ.
However, the paper reports he's not at all stuffy about his beliefs. When asked how he prepared for the role of Jesus, he joked: "I walked on my pool twice a day. It's hard to do." - Ananova.com
Work Rant
Referring to Simpson's role on MTV's "Newlyweds," Bush told the audience, "Jessica Simpson is here with us, which means we've finally introduced reality TV to the Lincoln Theater."
He meant Ford's Theatre, of course, but everyone knows President Lincoln was shot there. "An easy mistake to make," Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle told us at a post-show dinner at the Organization of American States.
Simpson, whose verbal gaffes are also legendary, pulled another one Sunday visiting the White House, our sources say. The singer was introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton and gushed: "You've done a nice job decorating the White House."
Sunday, March 14, 2004
Saturday, March 13, 2004
Friday, March 12, 2004
Well, this must mean that al-Qaida was behind these new attacks. The American media would never mislead the public about something so tragic.
Hmmm.... maybe not murder, but some kind of a negligent homicide charge might be appropriate...
Haven't seen this on Ground Force.
Thursday, March 11, 2004
An interesting article on Lottery Winner, Jack Whittaker. Yes, he made the news one more time for having tons of money stolen out of his vehicle at his house.
An Anomalous SETI Signal
Would have been better if this guy had been able to name someone, rather than dismissing all the other suspects.
VDOT dig unearths ancient mine
Wednesday, March 10, 2004
TV Guide Stinks!
"Second request - I submitted a comment to you last week regarding my cancellation of my subscription to TV Guide. On 1/20/04, I returned the Continuous Service Acknowledgment/Invoice with my request that you cancel my subscription. I received a notice that you had indeed cancelled my subscription. This Continuous Service letter that you sent me indicated that my subscription was paid through 2/14/04. However, I am still receiving issues of TV Guide and I am getting phone calls from your telemarketers asking me to renew my subscription. I do not intend to renew my subscription. I want it cancelled. I do not intend to pay for any issues of the TV Guide sent to me after 2/14/04. Please stop sending me TV Guide. If I am still receiving TV Guide after April 1, 2004, I will ask the Consumer Protection Division of the West Virginia State Attorney General's office to assist me in getting this resolved."
Martha Stewart's going to jail and these people are running free. There is no justice in America.
The Dreaded Reply to All incident. These people deserve what they get. At work, we are plagued by people who constantly reply to all and tie up our email program.
Jack Whittaker, Powerball Winner, strikes again. I'm still waiting for the revelation of why God would give this guy $300 Million.
Tuesday, March 09, 2004
Fly-Tipping??? Here in America, we have what's called Cow-Tipping in which you sneak out into pastures at night and push over cows who are asleep while standing up. Now, maybe you see why I'm confused by this 'fly-tipping' phrase. Perhaps my UK friends could enlighten me........
I got 5 out of 8 correct - can you survive the 1860's??
I think 4's a good number. It is divisible by 2. There are four corners on a Pyramid. Many of Earth's animals are quadripeds.
Mystery of sacred site shaped by stars
Monday, March 08, 2004
Work Rant #2
Another country hates the US!
And while they're at it, they should put some clothes on that Rollback, the dancing, price cutting, smiley face.
It's a movie, folks. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us that The Passion of the Christ is a work of fiction.....
Public Affairs, or Propaganda??
All Spam Restaurant in the Phillipines
Dracula? He's not such a bad guy...
Caring for Your Introvert
Gilligan to make WV famous!!
Sunday, March 07, 2004
While I was watching Nashville Star, the USA channel aired commercials for their new series, Touching Evil. I think I'll try to watch this show. It stars a guy who played Jarod's psycho brother, Kyle, on the NBC show, The Pretender. I loved the character of Kyle and was disappointed that he only figured into two episodes. They could have done so much more with him.
Saturday, March 06, 2004
I had the tv on CMT for a second this morning and caught the video for the song, "Long Black Train", by Josh Turner. You know how there are just some songs you can identify the artist for just by listening to the lyrics or the music - it would be their style of song? Well, this is a Randy Travis song if I've ever heard one. But apparently this Josh Turner wrote the song so Randy's probably never sung it. Anyway, here's a link to the Amazon page so you can listen to a sample of the song.
Mrs. O'Leary's cow may finally be exonerated!!! Link to the O'Leary Legend
Animal Planet is doing King of the Jungle 2 - a reality show in which contestants compete to win the opportunity to host their own wildlife show. This time, you don't have to have experience working with animals. So, anybody could apply.
Friday, March 05, 2004
Time for a Work Rant
Cliche Kitty
Scarlett, finally there's a news article that supports what we've been saying all along!!
Spam Story from Hawaii
What's your favorite Chocolate???
DNA Report Revives Czar Mystery
Thursday, March 04, 2004
The Martian sky is blue?????
I woke up with a cold this morning. Oh joy. Good thing there's only one more day of work this week. But I did luck out and miss the two colds my parents had last month.
Wednesday, March 03, 2004
Tuesday, March 02, 2004
They did. They did find evidence of water on Mars. If you believe them.
Pete Rose to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.
Incredible story of a child presumed dead for 6 years turning up at a birthday party.
Stonehenge story
Tuscan 'Excalibur' Mystery to be Unearthed
Monday, March 01, 2004
Today was my five year anniversary of working for my employer. As a reward, I am now eligible to earn three additional vacation days a year.
The TV Guide people are still sending me TV Guides even though they confirmed over two weeks ago that I had cancelled my subscription. I will have to email them and tell them that I will not pay for any more of these things. I didn't get around to doing it last week.