Piglet Derby! Good to see some nice news from Russia...

I guess the US has finally succeeded in corrupting China's youth....

"It interferes with what we call 'dynamic security.' We want staff to talk to prisoners, to see how they're doing." ..... Hmmm... So that would be, Please Mr. Inmate, while I'm bleeding to death because you've stabbed me, why don't you tell me how you're doing today? Read any good books lately?

Dang it!! Why didn't someone tell me yesterday that today was National Goof Off Day?????