Some quotes from my favorite tv show of all time, The A-Team:

Murdock: I'm not nuts, I'm condiments. I've been promoted.
["Labor Pains"]

Murdock: Who put the stop payment on my Reality check?
["Trial by Fire"]

Hannibal: I like to see the size of the slug I'm after before I step on it.
["West Coast Turnaround"]

Face: I lie, I cheat, I steal and I just don't get any respect.
["Where's the Monster When You Need Him"]

Murdock: I did not crash this plane! I simply landed it without the customary accompaniment of forward thrust or lift.
["Moving Targets"]