Home Rant

Apparently, my parents think it's just too rude to inconvenience my sister by even thinking about being anywhere near her apartment on Tuesday at 5:30am when I'm supposed to meet the other people who have to go to this three day training seminar in the Big M. Heaven forbid we do anything to inconvenience the favorite daughter. Scarlett, let me borrow your rubber band noose. You can have it back after I've bounced the life out of my body.