The Loch Ness Monster of Africa

And why isn't he focusing on the next X-Men movie???

Another Nessie story. Believe me, you'll thank me. I could have picked one of the many Princess Diana Conspiracy stories. Ugh!


Clinton Joke

Clinton's Pigs

One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.''

The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.''

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir'''