And my friend Polly boycotts China. I say, "What about the U.S.?"

This is exciting news. And the picture is pretty cool.

But this doesn't excuse the carelessness of the other shoppers there that day.

I don't know if this will still work when you do it, but when I went to google, typed in the phrase miserable failure and then clicked "I'm feeling lucky" I got something pretty funny.